Mortified

By Nathalieeeee - 10/08/2025 20:00 - United States - Newark

Today, I went on a first date at an Italian restaurant. I was leaning in as my date told a story when my fork snapped a meatball in half. The sauce launched across the table and landed directly on his shirt, meat red against crisp white. I spent the rest of the meal staring at the stain, so I'm not sure there will be a date two. FML
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By Freddie - 25/03/2025 15:00 - United States - Chattanooga

Today, I went on my first date in months. It was going well until the waiter brought our drinks. I went to take a sip of my cocktail, but I misjudged the size of the glass and the stupid paper straw, and spilled it all over myself. The waiter said, “Well, at least it’s not a first date curse,” and I replied, “Oh, it definitely is.” It was, because I doubt I'll be seeing her again. FML
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thinman12345 16

Shit happens, it’s not like you laughed while the crescent meatball was flying.

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poopface82 23

Either there won’t be a second date or you’ll marry him.

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thinman12345 16

Shit happens, it’s not like you laughed while the crescent meatball was flying.

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poopface82 23

Either there won’t be a second date or you’ll marry him.

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AstroTurf Matador_602345635 10

Wow. How hard was that meatball that it snapped in half?

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