Animals: Morning!

Morning!

By whydoihavecats - this FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I found out what mouse intestines squashed against my bare feet feels like. FML

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Wednesday 5 August 2015 1:16

more like **** the mouse's life

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mexican_music 13

Wednesday 5 August 2015 6:17

ydi op for stepping on the mouse

fmlsams 27

Wednesday 5 August 2015 6:21

I think I just puked. FYL OP. FYL.

corky1992 33

Wednesday 5 August 2015 6:32

how does that even happen?

SaniK 17

Wednesday 5 August 2015 7:36

Mighty Mouse isn't so mighty

shmurfle 7

Wednesday 5 August 2015 9:08

And I just remembered what my dinner tasted like...

AMcM_fml 21

Wednesday 5 August 2015 15:12

because cats are better than children.

typicalsloot_ 6

Wednesday 5 August 2015 16:46

Did it look like smushed spaghetti?

jack67_fml 14

Wednesday 5 August 2015 17:33

Lucky! I've always wanted to try that

PinkHairandInk 19

Wednesday 5 August 2015 19:11

Ewww. Hopefully the next thing you felt was a shower!

nrwl_30 17

Wednesday 5 August 2015 22:17

Urp!!! Barrrff..

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