Poopoo peepee and Miscellaneous: Morning surprise

Morning surprise

By JayBausch - 17/08/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, I went to retrieve my sneakers that my wife made me leave outside the door of our hotel room. Somebody had shat in one of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2021 03:59

Today, I cleaned the two staircases at the hotel where I work. Five minutes later, someone complained they were dirty. Someone had dropped soda and got mud all over them. FML

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Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2022 10:00

Today, I had to deal with a guest who'd left his shoes outside his door to be polished. I told him our hotel doesn’t offer shoe polishing, so if they’re gone they must have been stolen. He then accused me of stealing them for myself, even though I’m a woman with feet 6 sizes smaller than his. FML

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caitoLo 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 1:33

someBODY or someTHING?

knd_34 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 1:48

Nice use of the word "shat". People get that wrong all the time.

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BFons 19

Sunday 10 February 2013 20:14

It was probably a something, not a somebody.

fantasyworld 37

Thursday 25 December 2014 4:30

Why did she make you leave them outside? Someone could have stolen them.

redstone7693 29

Saturday 28 March 2015 4:38

i laughed too hard at this.

claudiajean 24

Thursday 29 September 2016 5:35

I once read Sharon Osbourne's autobiography and she wrote about her and Ozzie doing this all the time. Just ew

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