Love and Intimacy: Modern romance... - FML

Modern romance...

By Anonymous - 29/11/2017 15:31

Today, I sent a great-quality booty pic to two of my love interests. Instead of sending it individually, I accidentally made a group chat. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 29 November 2017 16:44

Well, now you’ve started a bidding war!

manb91uk 22

Wednesday 29 November 2017 15:42

Everybody loves a good threesome!

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sharond23 10

Friday 1 December 2017 1:58

accidentally? I don't think so.

AkaiKitsune 31

Friday 1 December 2017 23:14

I have a perfect solution to this, it's called... A threesome.

Emo Lizard 7

Sunday 10 December 2017 5:49

congratulations, you played yourself.

KIEdekka 14

Sunday 31 December 2017 5:12

why did you think sending a booty pic was a good idea in the first place? and why send it to both of them? why not just one and see if it works, then try with the other? or were you hoping to get sandwiched?

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