Transportation and Cars: Maybe take the bus today? - FML

Maybe take the bus today?

By Lol - 10/02/2025 00:00 - United States - Toledo

Today, I got into my car, started the engine, and started driving… only to realize my car was making a weird noise. Panic set in until I realized I was still in my driveway. The weird noise? The gate that I forgot to open, along with a trash can. FM

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Chazzster 29

Monday 10 February 2025 22:26

Don’t drive when you are hung over.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Monday 10 February 2025 23:06

How the hell do you miss gates at the end of your driveway?

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Chazzster 29

Monday 10 February 2025 22:26

Don’t drive when you are hung over.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Monday 10 February 2025 23:06

How the hell do you miss gates at the end of your driveway?

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