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Make it stop

By prismatic - 29/01/2024 16:00 - United States - Denver

Today, at the age of 14, my neck, back, and feet take turns setting themselves on fire if I stand up for too long. FML

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Tuesday 30 January 2024 15:18

You should probably get that checked out sounds like you might have neuropathy.

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Charlie Given 26

Tuesday 30 January 2024 15:18

You should probably get that checked out sounds like you might have neuropathy.

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