Painful and Health: Make it stop

Make it stop

By ElizaWy - 26/10/2016 15:52

Today, I celebrated my fifteen-week anniversary. No, not a relationship anniversary. A migraine anniversary. It won't stop. FML

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Today, I had my third incapacitating headache this week. This has been happening for months. Pain killers and other remedies seem to work at random, if at all. Nobody has been able to tell me the cause. FML

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By Alli.M - 18/03/2012 11:06 - Australia - Canberra

Today, I got a migraine. I work in an arcade with lots of bright lights, loud noises and screaming children. I was stuck in there for 7 hours. FML

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Dilexar 26

Thursday 27 October 2016 7:58

a fifteen week long migraine? please tell me you've seen a professional, cause that sounds like something definitely isn't right

allie2590 31

Thursday 27 October 2016 9:11

Uh, I think it's more complicated than that. It sounds like you're talking about a regular headache. Migraine is much different.

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SJKatt 15

Thursday 26 December 2019 17:20

817 people thought you deserved this? How? Like. Do they understand how migraines work??

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