Miscellaneous: Love is love, but come on…

Love is love, but come on…

By nen_00 - 14/09/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I realized the guy I've been hooking up with has a daughter who is a year younger than me. As if that wasn't bad enough, I also found out she had a child of her own. I've been hooking up with a grandpa. FML

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Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML

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Tuesday 15 September 2009 1:21

let me get this straight, your dating someone who is old enough to be your dad?

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Tuesday 15 September 2009 1:19

So? =P

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Sunday 3 April 2022 18:46

So you liked him enough to have sex with him. Now because he's a grandpa you're not interested?? ydi

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