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Lookalikes

By Anonymous - 31/03/2021 13:58 - Germany - Bruchsal

Today, my boyfriend told me that his daughter only liked me because she thought that we look like siblings. FML

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kfchicken 31

Wednesday 31 March 2021 14:36

we as in you and her, or we as in you and your bf? If she's young I wouldn't take it to heart either way, kids at a young age don't really understand love.

bleachedraven 14

Wednesday 31 March 2021 16:21

I love your username lol...and good reply.

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kfchicken 31

Wednesday 31 March 2021 14:36

we as in you and her, or we as in you and your bf? If she's young I wouldn't take it to heart either way, kids at a young age don't really understand love.

bleachedraven 14

Wednesday 31 March 2021 16:21

I love your username lol...and good reply.

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