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Look!

By dinosaurboy - 06/02/2010 20:01 - United States

Today, my mom and I went to the mall to look for some boxer briefs. While looking, I saw two girls I knew from school, so I went over to say hello. At least, that was my plan, but my mom screamed, "Look! These have dinosaurs on them!" They left the store giggling. FML

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Darksect0r13 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:23

So... did you buy them?

DmF288 14

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:25

Pretty embarrassing. But most importantly, did you get that pair of awesome dinosaur underwear?

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tianaobama 0

Saturday 3 April 2010 2:10

lmao dinosaurs so kick ass:D i'd so love it if a guy was wearing those!

JOD96 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 23:18

Y were you with your mom

alexg823 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 3:07

They probably thought it was cute!

OrgasmicDinosaur 7

Friday 15 July 2011 10:22

well of course, he bought them!! Dinosaurs are awesome!!

hi5534 3

Thursday 21 July 2011 18:19

I'd totally get them! Dinosaurs kick ass, nothing to be ashamed of!

web124 6

Sunday 30 October 2011 5:59

I would've taken them from my mum, taken them over to the girls and asked if they liked them.

quinkadink 0

Tuesday 8 November 2011 22:38

Wat guy says giggling?

ridin_n3rdii 6

Thursday 29 December 2011 3:01

Dinosaurs are sexy! Your mom has great taste!

PaigeySlade 7

Monday 2 January 2012 22:03

Dude i want those! :D

hoofprints 10

Tuesday 7 February 2012 1:15

I want dinosaur boxer briefs o.O

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