Death and Animals: Life's a beach

Life's a beach

By squishylog - 12/08/2011 07:44 - United States

Today, my friend and I went for a late night walk along the beach. We decided to sit down on a log. It was a dead seal. FML

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Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML

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Friday 12 August 2011 16:09

Couldnt you smell it? Lol

swasticop 0

Friday 12 August 2011 16:13

As long as you didn't have sex on it...

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bdair 1

Friday 12 August 2011 19:44

Oh shit !

rmlboh 0

Friday 12 August 2011 19:57

aww :( seals are so cure..

burningpassion69 6

Friday 12 August 2011 20:09

at least it will be a memorable night

Jujubilee 1

Friday 12 August 2011 20:51

::shudder:: ugggghh....

kitsune3 20

Friday 12 August 2011 21:02

This shouldn't be funny...So why did I start giggling?

Chigagigaroo 0

Friday 12 August 2011 21:08

Hmm, this log feels squishy... what the—?! That would've been my reaction. lol

kaylapple 1

Friday 12 August 2011 21:26

take that that sucker home and eat it!

jallred254 4

Sunday 14 August 2011 23:59

What the ****?

flipnazn 1

Friday 12 August 2011 21:44

That sucks, and it's sad the seal died, but to sit on the dead seal? I'm sorry, but that's funny!

catharsis5 9

Friday 12 August 2011 22:05

Some Fmls in this site are not really FMLs. Just cute incidents

klong91 7

Friday 12 August 2011 22:26

How could you not tell?

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