Love: Let down

Let down

By colts609380 - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Corona

Today, I finally gained the nerve to ask out the girl of my dreams. She responded by saying, "You need to lower your standards." FML

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Daddymo 14

Friday 18 May 2012 8:56

I think you need to raise your standards to include pretty girls that aren't also bitches.

Roxxxxay 13

Friday 18 May 2012 8:56

They say girls go for bad boys but on FML it seems all the boys fall for the biggest bitches.

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thejzabs 25

Friday 8 January 2016 12:38

If she said that, you definitely need to raise your standards

Alexis Leann Winter 12

Sunday 4 March 2018 14:40

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