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Leave me alone

By notgivingup - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to serve my boyfriend's father with a restraining order. FML

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Today, my husband's ex-girlfriend is getting a restraining order on him. Turns out, for the past 2 years of our marriage, he has been trying to contact her and ditching work to stalk her. To top it all off, he told me not to come to court with him because he doesn't want her to see he downgraded. FML

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Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML

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By lovehim - 25/01/2011 21:16 - United States

Today, I had to tell my boyfriend to stop inviting his mother on our dates. FML

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HeyArnold91 8

Monday 1 October 2012 9:00

I wish this had more details, but hope he doesn't violate the restraining order.

NoSubway4Me 8

Monday 1 October 2012 9:02

Yeah, definitely would've liked more details for this. How messed up does a boyfriend's father have to be...

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MrBlond 3

Thursday 24 September 2015 3:25

sounds like the opening scene to a ****

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