Intimacy, Sex, Relatable and Awkward: Kinky

Kinky

By Anonymous - 23/08/2022 12:00 - United States - Fpo

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. Once we were cool, we decided to have makeup sex. I tried to change position so we could 69, but I then accidently kicked him in the head. He thinks I did it on purpose. FML

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Today, my husband and I were getting frisky. All was going well until I decided to go down on him, causing him to freak out, thinking I was going for his butt, ending the night with a black eye from being knee'd in the face. FML

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By LaLa - 09/01/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML

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Tuesday 23 August 2022 19:02

LMAOOO I read an FML years ago like this. Simply communicate and try again later when he comes around but refrain from 69ing as precaution.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 23 August 2022 21:12

I did not see that coming! I was predicting an "accidental" fart.

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cuz803 44

Tuesday 23 August 2022 19:02

LMAOOO I read an FML years ago like this. Simply communicate and try again later when he comes around but refrain from 69ing as precaution.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 23 August 2022 21:12

I did not see that coming! I was predicting an "accidental" fart.

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