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By guessimdead - 19/04/2009 23:07 - United States

Today, I went to my new job at a pre-school. I was really excited because everything was going so well, and a little boy even said he was drawing a picture of me. He even gave it to me when he was finished. Well it was me, but I was also on fire and being stabbed and shot multiple times. FML

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Seegtease 0

Monday 20 April 2009 9:46

Wow, I'd be talking to that kid's parents.

Inspired22 11

Monday 20 April 2009 9:57

Yeah, talk to the parents. That was entirely inappropriate. Some action needs to be taken before he grows up too much on that path!

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KatG0Rawr 8

Saturday 11 April 2015 6:16

Brutal lol

rachitk 6

Monday 1 August 2016 21:25

yup, I guess you should talk to his/her parents.

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