Kids, Parenting, Boredom and Games: Kids love repetition

Kids love repetition

By not the stuffies - 29/09/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, for the third day in a row, I was taking care of my girlfriend's kid. I love him, but if I have to play one more game of "Stuffy Hide and Seek", I'm going to rip my hair out. FML

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Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML

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Yudith 25

Sunday 29 September 2024 20:11

Make the kid play something else, and if he's very good and do all his chores, he can play maximum three games of "stuffy hide and seek".

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Yudith 25

Sunday 29 September 2024 20:11

Make the kid play something else, and if he's very good and do all his chores, he can play maximum three games of "stuffy hide and seek".

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