Work, Poopoo peepee and Awkward: It's not what you think

It's not what you think

By Anonymous - 21/02/2022 00:00 - United States

Today, I was delivering food for GrubHub. I spilled a tiny portion of the customer’s lemonade. It was not enough to notice any was missing, but enough to notice. The customer was an attractive guy, who thought I peed my pants. FML

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sixxis 7

Monday 21 February 2022 17:19

Why are you holding a cup between your legs?

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sixxis 7

Monday 21 February 2022 17:19

Why are you holding a cup between your legs?

CowgirlWithHeart 15

Tuesday 22 February 2022 2:11

Not everyone has cup holders in their car.

Suspiriana 2

Friday 25 February 2022 2:12

How do you know he thought that?

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