Sex, Cheating and Intimacy: It's not a competition, but still…

It's not a competition, but still…

By Shooter71 - 16/10/2010 04:09 - France

Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML

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Saturday 20 August 2016 7:49

At first I was thinking huh what a loner but then I realized waaaiiiiiittttt dis bish is cheating

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