Work: Indoctrinated

Indoctrinated

By workfordayzz - this FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I realized that because of my construction job, I have spent such a huge amount of time with older, cynical guys that I keep uncontrollably using the phrase "fucking kids these days" regularly like an idiot. I'm 18. FML

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Wednesday 14 May 2014 23:18

You might want to avoid playgrounds and/or schools.

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Ubehage 32

Sunday 18 May 2014 14:01

You know that ******* kids is illegal in most states :)

someguy314159265 15

Sunday 18 May 2014 23:58

In which states is it legal?

Riicogonz 12

Sunday 21 August 2016 19:59

I'm 20 and I already do it lol my job is right next to a skatepark

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