Health, Cats and Painful: I was right all along - FML

I was right all along

By 3peeps - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I came to the conclusion that I was right about thinking how much it would hurt to hit your head on a door-frame, stub your toe on a stone table leg, and then trip over your cat, who won't take it well and will probably claw your recently stubbed toe. FML

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rocker_chick105 31

Friday 30 December 2011 15:57

Was the cat ok?

SnigglePoop 3

Friday 30 December 2011 16:00

That sounds like a purrty painful situation. I'm not kittin..

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XxPieTheifxX 6

Saturday 31 December 2011 1:27

why would your cat go for the toe??? :/

faydanielle 2

Saturday 31 December 2011 1:33

Stubbing your toe alone is bad enough! FYL!

PeppaParis 14

Saturday 31 December 2011 9:00

So u thought about this all before it happened ;)

ChrisG19 0

Saturday 31 December 2011 11:30

And it wasn't even Monday....

Bad92LX 1

Saturday 31 December 2011 14:50

I think you're trying too hard to be funny. It's not working.

3peeps 5

Saturday 31 December 2011 18:15

oops

candyaddict54 3

Saturday 31 December 2011 18:16

that looks like a Tom and Jerry situation. hope u feel better.

MsShayeShaye 0

Saturday 31 December 2011 19:31

Epic...

dehumanizer3000 0

Saturday 31 December 2011 20:18

Shit happens

miss_madison 10

Sunday 1 January 2012 13:32

Are you sure I dont know you? Cause you sound like someone I know.

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