Sex, Neighbours and Intimacy: I need my sleep

I need my sleep

By ShittyWalls - 09/03/2013 13:35 - United States - Moorestown

Today, the guy in the dorm room next to me was playing very loud metal music. I went next door and kindly asked him to turn it off. He did, so I went back to my room to go back to sleep. It turns out he was using the music to drown out his girlfriend's very loud moans. FML

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Saturday 9 March 2013 19:17

It sounds like she was about to reach Nirvana.

soulebelius 17

Saturday 9 March 2013 19:16

So it was scream metal, then?

Comments

Obey_StudBoii 23

Saturday 9 March 2013 22:13

lol you asked for it!

buckdharma 37

Saturday 9 March 2013 22:16

Maybe you can talk him into playing some unplugged shit and putting a hand over her mouth.

Thr33to16 8

Sunday 10 March 2013 0:50

This happened to me. Whenever I heard a pause, I immediately started hooting and clapping to cheer them on. That was the last time they had sex in the room next to mine :)