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I'm your man

By Anonymous - 31/12/2025 09:00

Today, I had a fourth and final round interview for a well paying job for which I'm very qualified that I need because my own business in the same field fell off a cliff after 15 straight successful years. The woman who interviewed me hated me from the start and lied about my analysis on simple things in her report. I didn't get the job. FML

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By what did you say? - 15/06/2016 13:25

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2013 23:37 - Australia - Mona Vale

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