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I'm so sorry

By Anonymous - 21/02/2015 14:20 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, my girlfriend got her wisdom teeth removed. I really want to help her out while she recovers, but her swollen cheeks combined with her natural buck teeth keep making me crack up every time I see her. I can't help it and I'm now in the doghouse. FML

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viaaaaaa 22

Sunday 22 February 2015 0:17

Try not to think about how much she resembles a squirrel

WCARlover 34

Sunday 22 February 2015 0:21

When I had my wisdom teeth out I sent pictures for people to laugh at. She sounds like she needs to lighten up

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Baron_Kaz 15

Wednesday 22 July 2015 16:39

Post a picture!!

XxBobStachioxX 7

Wednesday 15 March 2017 12:41

Way to make your girlfriend feel bad. grow up

Zach Wheeler 8

Friday 19 January 2018 21:42

unless you have to both at once, do the sun one, then the non sun one after

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