Cute and Health: I'm OK!

I'm OK!

By MAC. - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto

Today, I slammed the car door on my head while I was getting in the car. If that wasn't bad enough, my boyfriend is convinced I now have a concussion and insists on waking me up every hour to make sure I'm still alive. FML

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Saturday 4 August 2012 15:41

How cute. :D

TKello 6

Saturday 4 August 2012 15:41

I"m sorry, but I find that incredibly sweet, he cares. Though if you want it to stop, why not just go to the ER and put his fears to rest?

Comments

charliewhippet 9

Saturday 4 August 2012 16:47

You're complaining that your boyfriend cares about you?

bportt 1

Saturday 4 August 2012 16:49

How is that fml? I think it's way sweet. You gotta good guy!

NurseAbi 10

Saturday 4 August 2012 16:51

At least he cares enough to check.....

naughtylez82 4

Saturday 4 August 2012 16:53

So your upset that your boyfriend cares about you? Do you realize how many girls would love that kind of attention and compassion from a man? On another note I'm gonna say fyl on this cause I'm sure it hurt. Feel better soon op

leh9 2

Saturday 4 August 2012 16:53

That's soooo cute

mrsstaken 12

Saturday 4 August 2012 17:00

Even if you had a concussion you don't need to wake up every hour. Your brain needs to rest and your boyfriend is making it worse! Your poor head, watch out for car doors.