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I'm happy for you, but…

By Love stinks - 19/08/2013 13:06 - United States

Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML

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Shamandalie89 32

Sunday 20 December 2015 12:35

You should have played Rains Of Castamere instead and killed everyone there.

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Saturday 29 January 2022 20:04

Seems so odd that they would have wanted you at their wedding.

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