Dogs, Gross and Animals: I'm fine, this is fine - FML

I'm fine, this is fine

By btg - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend feeds her boogers to our dog. Sometimes she even makes her do tricks for them. FML

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nicola1233 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 12:08

f your dogs life

Snow_Daisy 7

Saturday 6 February 2010 12:07

gross!

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kikiholt 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 5:42

Please say you broke up with her. That is wrong on so many levels.

superpickle4011 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 5:48

ha ha ha i think that is funny but did she tell u this or did u just catch her doing it

Mahyar 2

Sunday 7 February 2010 5:56

Um what the ****.... **** your life lol weird ass girlfriend

jakeumz 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 6:37

gross dump her ass

mopararmy 0

Monday 8 February 2010 1:58

THATS DISGUSTING !!!

XenonPhone 0

Monday 8 February 2010 4:16

I'm writing a very strongly worded letter to PETA right now! LOL. Ewww....and then she touches you with her fingers that have been in her nose and the dog's mouth....puke!

WhoDatNation96 0

Monday 8 February 2010 6:33

How hold is your girlfriend

TotchiNeko 0

Monday 8 February 2010 6:46

lol

dugumit 0

Monday 8 February 2010 7:02

your girlfriends a dirty bitch

Riyu55 0

Monday 8 February 2010 7:13

girls have boogers?

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