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By karen - 27/09/2019 14:00

Today, as always, my name is Karen. FML

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Friday 27 September 2019 16:16

You should definitely complain to the manager about this.

jbuckets_404 38

Friday 27 September 2019 14:29

"Karen" as in an obnoxious, condescending, & self-entitled "Karen" (pseudonym) in many examples on Reddit???

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Elisabetha Aarron 18

Thursday 30 April 2020 13:07

Harsh times

randybryant799 20

Monday 2 August 2021 5:25

Atleast you have a sense of humor.

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