Intimacy: I love that for you

I love that for you

By NeedHeadPhone - 30/11/2009 16:51 - Canada

Today, I overhead my mother's request to be spanked harder by my dad. FML

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gpg5 19

Tuesday 13 August 2013 12:24

I can hear the moans from my dads room. I'm on the other side of the house.

wood32000 4

Monday 16 June 2014 5:34

may god bless this poor soul

hoosiergirl94 31

Thursday 12 March 2015 6:20

Just be happy she wasn't telling that to someone other than your dad

GeorgiaBea 28

Tuesday 1 December 2015 2:30

Earbuds... Invest in some

Shadow9876 19

Wednesday 18 May 2016 19:06

Overheard.

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