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I'll leave you to it then…

By scared shitless in ohio - this FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Dublin

Today, I decided to be friendly and say hi to the weird kid at school, who was sitting by himself eating lunch. After I said hello, he stared up at me intensely and said, "I don't have many friends. Yeah. Mainly 'cause I've eaten most of them." FML

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That's the type of friend I'd want.

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The weird kids always grow up to be CEOs or chairmen. Or axe murderers.

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mccuish 25

Tuesday 10 October 2023 7:47

Seems like my type of friend to have around

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