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I have sex

By Anonymous - 05/08/2013 17:58 - United States - Athens

Spicy

Today, I wore a bikini to the lake with my parents. I didn't know that my back was covered in bruises, and ended up having to awkwardly explain to my parents that I am not in an abusive relationship; the bruises came from the sex I had last night. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

wisericky 12

Monday 5 August 2013 22:36

You should have been like. "You should see the other guy"

roflstomp716 19

Monday 5 August 2013 22:38

guess you were cruisin' for a bruisin'..

Comments

rememberkids 14

Tuesday 6 August 2013 2:53

having sex on the rocks- that will guarantee bruises

kennaem1 11

Tuesday 6 August 2013 3:09

Who were you having sex with? Edward Cullen?

StephC720 22

Tuesday 6 August 2013 3:13

I love how u put that. "Nice of her to let you inside her". Actually lol'd.

StephC720 22

Tuesday 6 August 2013 3:15

I didn't want to hit your life sucked, because it clearly doesn't by the sounds of it but trying to explain it to your parents, does indeed suck!

Event 2

Tuesday 6 August 2013 3:45

i am a legend better then all of you guys

Event 2

Tuesday 6 August 2013 3:47

i am alegend u guys all suck

SasquatchDeluxe 10

Tuesday 6 August 2013 3:54

A - W - K - W - A - R - D!

NewYorkMexPR 14

Tuesday 6 August 2013 4:21

Most have been some good sex

davincidasecond 24

Tuesday 6 August 2013 4:33

So, how was it?

Erery 16

Tuesday 6 August 2013 4:43

Ah nice ;) people would kill to have the fun sex life you have.

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