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By I'mSoHungry - 11/01/2020 08:00 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, a bird flew into the workshop where I work, gave itself a tour of the place, then promptly pooped on my lunch and left. FML

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Friday 10 January 2020 20:18

Haha, this is a legit FML. Sorry about you lunch tho. That blows...

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Ah yes, the ol' grey poupon!

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jfigley 5

Friday 10 January 2020 20:18

Haha, this is a legit FML. Sorry about you lunch tho. That blows...

Seeya55 31

Friday 10 January 2020 23:59

Ah yes, the ol' grey poupon!

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Saturday 11 January 2020 1:00

Mission successful

BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 11 January 2020 8:47

I hereby name that bird "Banner", so I can quote "Dick move, Banner", and cement my place as God of Gods.

Jonkbaby 22

Sunday 12 January 2020 15:54

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