Kids and Awkward: Hyperviolence

Hyperviolence

By julieseattle - 28/10/2019 18:00

Today, I was at a restaurant waiting for a table. Some lady walked by, smelling like BO and patchouli oil. I attempted to cover my nose with my sweatshirt, but I thumped a small girl in the process. FML

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Seeya55 31

Monday 28 October 2019 19:34

Apologize and move on. Done...

Mungolikecandy 19

Tuesday 29 October 2019 8:47

How do you thump a small girl when just pulling your sweatshirt over your face? I am not certain of the logistics.

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Seeya55 31

Monday 28 October 2019 19:34

Apologize and move on. Done...

Mungolikecandy 19

Tuesday 29 October 2019 8:47

How do you thump a small girl when just pulling your sweatshirt over your face? I am not certain of the logistics.

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