Dentist and Health: How very dare you?

How very dare you?

By Anonymous - 18/04/2015 16:45 - United States - Oakland

Today, I went to the dentist for the first time in years. His first comment upon inspecting my teeth: "Meth. Hell of a drug." FML

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cylonN6 3

Friday 19 February 2016 18:30

Well, then stop doing meth.

heatherrr17 19

Friday 24 June 2016 4:48

Maybe he was joking?

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