Intimacy: Horror movie

Horror movie

By ihatevideos - 16/03/2009 23:08 - United States

Today, I was sifting through my parents old home movies. I put in one and was horrified to see my parents having sex. I immediately ejected the tape and looked at the label. It said "Bermuda, 1989." They've told me I was conceived in Bermuda around that time. I've seen my own conception. FML

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Kamicase 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:42

Actually it's kind of cool. Not many people can say, that they've seen their own creation. : )

dvb77 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:39

Oh god, that's horrific. Ughhhh, I'd want to throw up

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moron_fml 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 21:07

HAHHA im sorry but i had to laugh this. but yeah, sorry to hear thaatt.

Corn_Is_Tasty 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 22:34

Hahaha, I don't know, I agree this does deserve a fml, however I think it'd be pretty cool except for the fact that it would be disturbing to see it.

e_i_c_a 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 9:03

#15 and #18 he'd be 18 ... cus thankfully i didnt see the video of me being concieved... but i was born in 1990 and im 18 going on 19 this coming yr.. it takes 9months for a child to develope.. hello.. so unless he was concieved on jan. he 19 ..but if he was born in 90 then yeah... he's 18..

secretsxsecrets 0

Friday 20 March 2009 0:18

LMAOOOOOOOO #56

kloklo_fml 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 4:43

thats friggen amazing

kdimplez 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 2:10

lol its not like they dont do it in the same house u live in all the time probably

Candiiman 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 2:36

why would u even watch ur parents having sex ?

a_1_S_t_3_a_k 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 5:32

that's just friggin great

themark17 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 7:13

youtube it

sardonicRuNt 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 21:28

Wow. It's one thing to see your parents having sex, but to see your own conception....that's just scary....You have really earned this FML. lesson: stay away from home movies