Honey, I'm home! - FML

Honey, I'm home!

By Anonymous - 26/11/2025 20:00

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Today, I got home and found my husband, naked with an erection and my panties on his face like a mask. He claimed to be the Panty Bandit there to plunder my booty. I might have indulged his insanity and had sex with him were my mom and dad not right behind me in the doorway. FML

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