Weddings and Health: Honesty - FML

Honesty

By bridezilla - 31/12/2014 07:47 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I was trying on wedding dresses with my future sister-in-law who is a little bigger than me. We tried on a similar dress and she said it looked better on me because I'm skinny. Instead of saying, "No way" or "It looks great on you", I accidentally said, "Yeah, I know." FML

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AlittleSanity 11

Wednesday 31 December 2014 14:12

I'm not sure how you could look at the dress while you were busy putting your foot in your mouth.

ahabsfan 15

Wednesday 31 December 2014 14:10

Truth hurts

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Tyrax 16

Saturday 13 August 2016 4:15

I hope you covered it up by saying, "I meant, I know it looks better, but not because I'm skinnier - It goes better with my complexion/hair/eyes."

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