Intimacy, Sex and ACAB: Honest mistake

Honest mistake

By Anonymous - 10/10/2020 11:01

Today, my girl and I with got caught having sex in the car by cops. They thought we were smoking bongs because the windows were foggy. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 10 October 2020 17:06

Stupid cops. The first thing you should think if you see fogged up windows in a parked car is sex. It's a cliché!

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"wtf weed doesn't smell like that!!!"

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 10 October 2020 17:06

Stupid cops. The first thing you should think if you see fogged up windows in a parked car is sex. It's a cliché!

Jonkbaby 22

Sunday 11 October 2020 14:36

"wtf weed doesn't smell like that!!!"

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