Intimacy, Poopoo peepee and Wanker: Home alone

Home alone

By Anonymous - 15/11/2021 17:00

Today, I was in the bathroom taking a massive dump, with the door closed, moaning and yelling to get it out, knowing I was home alone. When it was done, I walked out to see my mother on the couch, who said, "I know masturbation is normal, but please try to do it while we're not here." FML

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Plop 17

Monday 15 November 2021 17:24

Time to eat some freaking fiber dude.

draghkar 18

Tuesday 16 November 2021 0:54

“Who’s number two’s boss?!?”

Comments

Plop 17

Monday 15 November 2021 17:24

Time to eat some freaking fiber dude.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 15 November 2021 22:34

Listen well! With a name like Plop, he must know what he's talking about.

draghkar 18

Tuesday 16 November 2021 0:54

“Who’s number two’s boss?!?”

Royal Sataness 4

Tuesday 16 November 2021 8:47

see a Dr my dude. working that hard for a shit isn't normal

JasonThorn 20

Wednesday 17 November 2021 3:18

"Oh, no. I was just taking a dump the size of a birthday cake! I mean, I thought I was going to need a CROWBAR for it. Let me tell you what it looked like, and how it felt pushing...hey, where'd you go, Mom?"