Health, Healthy Lifestyle and Sports: Himbo - FML

Himbo

By Anonymous - 12/07/2025 06:00 - United States

Today, I went to the gym to do squats. I couldn't even do it without weights on the squatting bar because it hurt too much to rest it on my back and neck. Then my friend who was with me and who is skinny as a rail easily managed it with two 45 pound weights. He claims it's from practice. I guess I’m wimpy. FML

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poopface82 23

Saturday 12 July 2025 20:09

Are you wimpy or do you have an undiagnosed health issue?

Yudith 25

Sunday 13 July 2025 18:36

There are two solutions to this; squats without weights, and squats with one dumbbell in each hand. No solution for feeling inadequate, though.

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poopface82 23

Saturday 12 July 2025 20:09

Are you wimpy or do you have an undiagnosed health issue?

Yudith 25

Sunday 13 July 2025 18:36

There are two solutions to this; squats without weights, and squats with one dumbbell in each hand. No solution for feeling inadequate, though.

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