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High tension

By Discipl - 28/10/2014 03:00 - Canada - Waterloo

Today, I strained so hard while on the toilet that I gave myself a nosebleed. FML

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Tuesday 28 October 2014 15:35

Damn. Did you activate all your superpowers to do that? Fyl op.

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AcrusaderA 10

Thursday 30 October 2014 6:33

Dude, eat some celery or something

QXR2 14

Thursday 30 October 2014 8:53

You are not alone. It has happened to me as well on more than one occasion.

mishwarner 14

Thursday 30 October 2014 9:22

Eat better. Fibre works a treat

Aussie75 10

Saturday 1 November 2014 11:10

Upside: you didn't prolapse your rectum? See always a silver lining.

Ipsum629 13

Monday 17 November 2014 6:47

*butt Explodes*

Hangryko 31

Friday 25 August 2023 2:10

Eat a g.d. vegetable once in a while.

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