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Hermit

By Anonymous - 11/02/2026 06:00 - United States - Orlando

Today, I had a dream that I was making pancakes. I need to get out more. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 19:22 - United States

Today, I decided to make pancakes from scratch. I poured the batter in my Perfect Pancake pan. Then I told my brother who was watching, "This is so easy. Just watch." I burned 15 pancakes, including the one I dropped on the burner, which lit on fire, causing the alarm to go off. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2014 16:33 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML

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By Ew - 26/05/2016 13:02 - United States - Washington

Today, I went for a three-mile run. I was really proud of myself until I woke up from my dream in my bed, surrounded by empty soda bottles and fast food bags. I haven't worked out in years. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2015 10:03 - United States - Norwalk

Today, I was house-sitting for my friend. He was late to return and I ended up falling asleep on the couch and having a dream where I violently shat myself and suddenly developed a six-pack. When I woke up, I found the dream was half true. FML

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Thursday 12 March 2015 18:12

Turn that dream into a reality and unlike most people you'll be able to say that you followed your dreams.

IWishIWasObama 12

Thursday 12 March 2015 18:11

Time to make this dreams a reality!

Comments

Oceanu 14

Thursday 12 March 2015 18:20

Try waffles or French toast, if you're in the mood for something new!

elyssa112 6

Friday 13 March 2015 2:33

I dream about making French toast with an insane amount of powder sugar . And then I always make them the next morning

The_Avatar 22

Thursday 12 March 2015 18:20

You kidding?! Pancakes are amazing!!

ChristinePi 36

Thursday 12 March 2015 18:25

I see nothing wrong with this dream.

vikky538 28

Thursday 12 March 2015 18:27

you already know what your next dream is..chicken and waffles...

Sethan01 24

Thursday 12 March 2015 18:32

or you need to make more pancakes.

FitFriday 32

Thursday 12 March 2015 18:33

I had a dream that I was eating them

CitricAcid 21

Thursday 12 March 2015 18:39

More like *wet dream

Steve95401 49

Thursday 12 March 2015 18:47

Yes, get out of your house more - but make it someplace other than IHOP.

abbyade 21

Thursday 12 March 2015 18:48

Well made pancakes are lovely..that's not a bad dream lol. I'm just been a fatty

Narayan96 13

Thursday 12 March 2015 18:48

But pancakes don't let you down

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