Cats and Animals: Hello?

Hello?

By blahhlovely_30 - 09/03/2011 20:03 - United States

Today, I lost my cat. It's deaf, so no matter what I do it can't hear me. FML

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Wednesday 9 March 2011 23:49

aw I'd like die if I lost my cat ):

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Wednesday 9 March 2011 23:47

oh boy sorry

Comments

Jarl_the_Elite 27

Tuesday 11 March 2014 0:54

Smells. Use smells to call for it

cwl727 32

Saturday 19 April 2014 18:39

I hope your kitty comes home.

fantasyworld 37

Friday 21 November 2014 1:47

I'm sorry, I hope he came home.

Mr_Sammeh 4

Monday 19 January 2015 19:42

It's a cat, not like it would come if you called its name anyways

doomskull 6

Tuesday 10 March 2015 19:04

Lace the house with catnip and around the house and wait

Superman972015 5

Tuesday 12 May 2015 5:22

why do you refer to your cat as "it"? that's annoying

tanman230 10

Monday 25 September 2017 16:33

meh most cats around where I live roam around the neighborhoods but they eventually show up at home I'm sure yours will

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