Cats, Injury and Animals: Heftychonk

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By Backinzi - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my 17 pound cat fell from a counter. It wouldn't have been a big deal if he didn't try to use my leg as a tree to cling onto on the way down. FML

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By Slippery! - 01/02/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, while walking through my living room, I slipped and nearly fell, narrowly avoiding hitting my head against a nearby door jamb. What did I slip on, you ask? A single cat treat. FML

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Sunday 31 July 2011 9:27

Your cat needs to diet!

TheBrickWithouse 10

Sunday 31 July 2011 9:26

I've been there. it definitely sucks. FYL.

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MichaelReyes1 3

Sunday 31 July 2011 11:05

that gave me chills xD that sounds like it hurt

Pearl864 8

Sunday 31 July 2011 11:12

Neosporin

jennyc246 8

Sunday 31 July 2011 11:21

why do I feel like I've read this FML before?

Shoob1 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 12:52

sorry but your cat shouldn't be on the counter top in the first place... ewwww

sexy_geek 5

Sunday 31 July 2011 13:15

make sure u put rubbing alcohol, salt and lemon juice in that wound ;-) lol

epiclife101 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 14:51

WHAT THE . WHAT DO U FEED YOUR CAT ?

IvyLee_fml 1

Sunday 31 July 2011 19:24

mines 19 lbs. no joke.

neongurl98 10

Sunday 31 July 2011 14:57

And people say cats are the safest, LEAST TROUBLESOME animals! Yeah right ;/

Person1233 12

Sunday 31 July 2011 15:06

I have never heard someone say that. Maybe you're thinking of goldfish.

SadinSherman 16

Monday 1 August 2011 6:19

Or a dog but they can have different personalities/temperaments

hcs4life21 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 15:19

What the hell do you feed your cat OP?

SadinSherman 16

Monday 1 August 2011 6:21

McDonalds?

hcs4life21 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 4:49

Lol good enough!

I_only_say_LOL 6

Sunday 31 July 2011 15:30

LOL

corrinaswan 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 15:41

I don't think your cat is 17 pounds

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