Sex, Video games, Gamers and Intimacy: Heated gaming moment

Heated gaming moment

By Anonymous - 26/11/2014 19:41 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML

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Thursday 27 November 2014 0:22

Any man who gets angry over you giving him a ******* does not deserve a *******

Joheezy 14

Thursday 27 November 2014 0:18

That has surprisingly happened to me before, exact situation.

Comments

Avergae_Joe 2

Thursday 27 November 2014 14:58

Someone tell nobodyEpic

tinggo 5

Thursday 27 November 2014 15:59

Don't worry advanced warfare is real shit don't blame yourself

Mindset 11

Thursday 27 November 2014 16:57

Wow...that mission must've been hard

c_wyld 21

Thursday 27 November 2014 17:02

I agree, your life literally sucks.

itsjusttofunny 8

Thursday 27 November 2014 17:55

that lucky guy should be grateful. I have been with the same woman for ten years and have only gotten one ******** the whole time. ugh

yerrkiddingme 2

Thursday 27 November 2014 19:23

You gave bad head

djstiv3 15

Thursday 27 November 2014 20:37

oh god... what a girlfriend... 10/10 dump him, marry me lol

FATALSTR1KE 9

Thursday 27 November 2014 20:42

I need that in my life.

Yousaho 10

Thursday 27 November 2014 20:52

I would love to be in this shoes. Although I am sure I would not give any attention to call of duty but put my efforts into call of booty! What a chode