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By Username - 07/08/2011 21:44 - United States

Today, my wife and I almost got a divorce over a game of Yahtzee. FML

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2012 12:13 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, after I spent two hours trying to teach my girlfriend to play sudoku, she broke up with me, tearfully claiming that I'd made up a fake, imaginary game to make her feel stupid. FML

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ALbraves 0

Monday 8 August 2011 8:51

apparently my games aren't as intense as yours

Spade606 6

Monday 8 August 2011 8:51

You two must have a strong relationship

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toferdisobey 5

Tuesday 9 August 2011 20:36

It's hard to learn the rule 'never argue' isn't it...

captainbj2 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 23:15

Only a matter of time then...

Missy5683 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 1:21

that's sad lol...

grapist 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 8:28

Sad that he can't spell yahtzee right yes indeed it is

Kiddyboiiswagg 4

Wednesday 10 August 2011 3:11

If you won just let her win,find the most possible way to win.

alianya 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 5:45

the fight wasn't about the Yatzee, if you can't figure that part out then she's probably right to leave you

philitron128 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 6:10

Be happy you weren't playing monopoly, you've lost more than a spouse.

heimerdinger 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 6:13

Did you play your other girlfriends name?

miracle250 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 8:32

and I thought I played intense...

shoalray 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 10:55

Yahtzee***

sodisad 7

Wednesday 10 August 2011 14:04

Yahtzee is serious shit.

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