Intimacy, Embarrassing, Pranks, Sextoys and NSFW: Haunting - FML

Haunting

By Anonymous - 15/06/2024 14:00 - United States - Portland

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Today, I received a package addressed to me. Excited, I opened it in front of my whole family. Inside was a box of adult toys that I definitely did not order. Turns out, my friend Mike thought it would be hilarious to send it to me as a joke. My grandma's face will haunt me forever. FML

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By fuck you, gran - 09/03/2013 00:38 - United States - Ashland

Today, my family threw me my 21st birthday party. My grandma's gift turned out to be a pack of condoms. "Not that you'll ever get to use them," she said, turning and walking off, cackling maniacally. Now I remember why I never talk to the old crone. FML

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Knock yourself out

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Today, my package with two brand new toys got delivered to the wrong apartment. Somewhere in this apartment complex, a stranger is either judging me or having the best day of their life. FML

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Saturday 15 June 2024 22:39

Mike sounds like a champ!😅

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Mike sounds like a champ!😅

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Mike is the freaking GOAT🤣🤣🤣

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