Hospital, New year's day and Love: Happy New Leg

Happy New Leg

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff

Today, instead of spending New Year's Eve having a romantic night out with my fiancé as we'd planned, I'm spending it sitting beside him in the hospital because his friends convinced him to go off-road ghost-riding in the dead of night. FML

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ImWhiteBoy_WhoRU 10

Wednesday 1 January 2014 5:04

Think very hard before you reproduce with this man

MichaelDeSanta 20

Wednesday 1 January 2014 5:04

What is off road ghost riding?

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whaime 10

Wednesday 1 January 2014 8:12

That sucks OP, maybe he can make up for it :P

yellowpablo 21

Wednesday 1 January 2014 8:12

Fyl

maxhhh 18

Wednesday 1 January 2014 8:12

Are the ghosts ok?

katertott 44

Wednesday 1 January 2014 8:22

Aw that sucks. I'm missing out on a romantic night with my fiancee too, but luckily it's not because of any stupid stunts gone wrong.

coldstar 15

Wednesday 1 January 2014 8:22

FYL OP.

Crazc 15

Wednesday 1 January 2014 8:24

all I could think of was ghost rider

SystemofaBlink41 27

Wednesday 1 January 2014 8:34

Too bad you can't cure stupid... Hope he's all right.

odod777 28

Wednesday 1 January 2014 8:44

fyl..

speakersboom 19

Wednesday 1 January 2014 8:58

diiiick

Crazc 15

Wednesday 1 January 2014 9:12

lmao bruh

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