Work, Mental health and Embarrassing: Happy dance! - FML

Happy dance!

By Got the job anyway, so whatevs - 22/11/2024 06:00 - United States - New York

Today, after five years of working a soul-sucking dead end job, I was offered an amazing role in a new field. When the HR rep told me, I was so excited that I screamed at the top of my lungs, cheered like a maniac, and started laughing so hard I cried.I'm pretty sure he thinks I'm off my meds now. FML

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Yudith 25

Friday 22 November 2024 18:34

It's nice to see someone happy to work for a change! HR reps love that.

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Yudith 25

Friday 22 November 2024 18:34

It's nice to see someone happy to work for a change! HR reps love that.

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