Health, Students and Movies: Hangry

Hangry

By I.Want.Food. - 19/01/2014 23:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I was watching Ratatouille. Piece of advice for starving students: never watch it when you've only eaten two apples in two days, or you'll find yourself in the ridiculous position of being jealous of a fucking rat. FML

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By Broke as hell - 07/04/2020 23:00

Today, after being robbed last week, I had no money to go to the store for food. Instead, my dinner consisted of two Tums chewables in tropical fruit flavors. After not eating all day, I thought they actually tasted pretty good. FML

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By gymgirl - 05/05/2011 13:47 - Hong Kong

Today, I learnt that eating McDonald's, Twisties, chocolate, and popcorn, then regretting it and going to the gym is a bad idea. I discovered how far vomit, on a moving treadmill, can be thrown across a room. FML

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By i wonder why - 21/10/2022 07:00 - United States - Federal Way

Today, my roommate still chooses to waste his money on McDonald's food for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. He politely refuses to eat my nutritious home-cooked meals that people say taste amazing. Then he complains that he's in a shitty mood all the time. I wonder why… FML

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Monday 20 January 2014 11:33

Anyone can cook, but only the fearless can be great-gusteau

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living the whole apple a day ?

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PunkySpunky78 15

Tuesday 21 January 2014 21:27

That movie just made me hungry for the dish the rat made in the movie

xgardian 15

Thursday 23 January 2014 7:01

At first I was like "eat something then!" then I read the student part and I was like "YLS you poor baby!" tears were shed.

ashleyylove3 22

Thursday 23 January 2014 8:56

What is wrong with you food is life

jweb1434 6

Friday 24 January 2014 1:19

Macaroni and cheese is a dollar! And I'm sure you can find other really cheap items to make instead of apples

access_unlimited 15

Sunday 30 March 2014 12:11

starving for food?? n u think posting online will help??

Spectral8D 6

Saturday 25 July 2015 21:35

animated rat*

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Today, I went on a date with a guy that I have been crushing on for 2 years. At the end of the date he tells me that he is moving away and as his going away present, I could pay for dinner. FML

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