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By Anonymous - 04/09/2019 14:00

Today, I went to the hair salon to get a fresh trim before receiving my master's diploma. The hairdresser managed to shave off half my eyebrow. FML

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Wednesday 4 September 2019 15:04

Eyebrow pencil to the rescue!

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Wednesday 4 September 2019 17:58

Don't worry, the tassel on your cap will cover up your botched eyebrow. At least, either before or after you receive your diploma.

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ojosRojos 28

Wednesday 4 September 2019 15:04

Eyebrow pencil to the rescue!

Sinshine 28

Wednesday 4 September 2019 16:33

How?!

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 4 September 2019 17:58

Don't worry, the tassel on your cap will cover up your botched eyebrow. At least, either before or after you receive your diploma.

doodlebug33 20

Wednesday 4 September 2019 22:54

On a lighter note: Congrats on getting your masters diploma

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